If you can read, then you probably already know these things.
1. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. The second person always gets blamed.
2. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
3. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
4. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
5. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
6. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold your icecream.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.