Monday, 25 February 2013

The cleaner's joke

I am having a wonderful day so far. (Do not tempt fate.) I found this and thought it might bring a smile your way too.


Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they knew each other so well, they decided to get married. 

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome in his dark suit. The wedding was lovely. The guests rejoiced with the happy couple.

After the ceremony, at the wedding reception, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Shshshshsh......  Sounds to me like...... she's ......... been .... sweeping.... around!!!

1 comment:

  1. Ha Ha very good :) That brought a smile to my face this morning.

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